kattomatic:

ericjudysbeard:

Working at LUSH: the saga

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

Being asexual instead of sexual is like being left-handed instead of right-handed. It’s not the way most people are, but it is no better or worse than being anything else. In a classroom with movable one-arm desks, a right-handed person can sit anywhere; a left-handed person can either sit in discomfort at a desk made for the right-handed or locate a left-handed desk and be as comfortable as everyone else. It takes a little more effort for the left-handed person to fit in, but that is because culture is dominated by the right-handed, not because a left-handed person is biologically inferior.

(via aimmyarrowshigh)

chickenhugs:

How do baby roosters sleep on a bed? Face-first squish into the blankies, of course.

chickenhugs:

How do baby roosters sleep on a bed? Face-first squish into the blankies, of course.

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

stickyhunter:

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D


well well children, welcome to the void

"Mom, where do babies come from?"
"T H E  V O I D"

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

stickyhunter:

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

well well children, welcome to the void

"Mom, where do babies come from?"

"T H E  V O I D"

spicyshimmy:

actually to be honest i bet jim decides early on that a fistbump is the perfect solution to not being able to high-five spock because it requires no finger-to-finger contact—the realization just comes to him, a moment of inspired clarity and genius—and that’s how he pitches it to spock, as a way of engaging in a fundamentally human social practice modified to take vulcan sensibilities into consideration

so after that, after successful away missions or diplomatic meetings, when spock’s theories are correct or jim pulls something crazy off, jim holds out a fist and spock bumps it with his own, and it’s one of those little ways in which jim is constantly adapting in order to show spock there is a place for the in-betweeners

the first time bones sees it happen, though, he almost chokes on his tongue

430,757 plays

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

bunniesarethebest:

-batb

bunniesarethebest:

-batb

forsmithsandgiggles:

lewdmangabey:

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

everyworldneedslove:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

YES THIS IS TRUE. AND THAT THE TWO ORIENTATIONS DO NOT HAVE TO MATCH.

Baby Bunnies Eating A Carrot [x]

(Source: skeletombs)